This is a snippet of an actual conversation between Mark & Deena…now you will see why he is called “Word Boy”:

[11:28:27 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: you are acting a little metrosexual

[11:28:28 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: LMAO

[11:28:45 PM] Mark Rice: No I’m not, ya fud.

[11:28:53 PM] Mark Rice: You’re not a fud.

[11:29:02 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: are you going to tell me you are goingfor a mani/pedi/brazilian next?

[11:29:20 PM] Mark Rice: I’m just taking care of my hair like a good metallist.

[11:29:23 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: OMG, i can’t quit laughing

[11:29:33 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: i am such a butthole

[11:29:38 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: you know i am just playing

[11:29:43 PM] Mark Rice: I know.

[11:29:48 PM] Mark Rice: Titheid.

[11:29:54 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: you are the furtherest froma  metrosexual there is

[11:30:12 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: fartherest?

[11:30:16 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: from a

[11:30:23 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: fuck it, you know what i mean

[11:30:26 PM] Mark Rice: farthest or furthest

[11:30:34 PM] Mark Rice: Either of those is acceptable.

[11:30:36 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: 😛

[11:30:49 PM] Mark Rice: Farthest is only used with reference to geographical distance.

[11:31:11 PM] Mark Rice: Furthest can be used for any type of distance, geographical or otherwise.

[11:31:22 PM] Deena Schoenfeldt: get the lead out word boy

[11:31:27 PM] Mark Rice: How do I know this shit?

[11:31:35 PM] Mark Rice: It just spills oot.

 

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